Bind mrtg stats
Because I couldn’t find any that worked.

(Dark blue: incoming queries, light blue: outgoing/recursive lookups)
mrtg.cfg sample:# Bind Title[bind]: Bind Queries Target[bind]: `/etc/mrtg/bind-stats.sh` PageTop[bind]: <H1> Bind queries per minute on vm1 </H1> Options[bind]: growright,pngdate,nobanner,gauge,nopercent,noinfo MaxBytes[bind]: 50000 Ylegend[bind]: Queries/min ShortLegend[bind]: queries/min LegendO[bind]: Incoming Bind queries per minute LegendI[bind]: Outcoing Bind queries per minute Legend2[bind]: Incoming Bind queries per minute Legend1[bind]: Outcoing Bind queries per minutebind-stats.sh:
#!/bin/bash # Bind MRTG stats # by Yeri Tiete (Tuinslak) - 10/02/2011 # https://yeri.be # # mrtg.cfg sample: ################################################################################ # # # # Bind # # # Title[bind]: Bind Queries # Target[bind]: `/etc/mrtg/bind-stats.sh` # PageTop[bind]: <H1> Bind queries per minute on vm1 </H1> # Options[bind]: growright,pngdate,nobanner,gauge,nopercent,noinfo # MaxBytes[bind]: 50000 # Ylegend[bind]: Queries/min # ShortLegend[bind]: queries/min # LegendO[bind]: Incoming Bind queries per minute # LegendI[bind]: Outcoing Bind queries per minute # Legend2[bind]: Incoming Bind queries per minute # Legend1[bind]: Outcoing Bind queries per minute ################################################################################file path of named.stats
FILE=/var/log/named.stats TMPFILE=/tmp/__dnsstats.txt
Call to undefined function http_post_data()
After updating my server from testing to Squeeze it suddenly crashed after running a high CPU % perl script.
Being unresponsive I reset the machine to reboot it.
After booting up and testing websites running on it I came along an odd PHP error;
Call to undefined function http_post_data()
Probably due to PHP updates from Lenny/testing to Squeeze.
Squid MRTG stats
I talked about MRTG stats for Squid in the past but apparently forgot to include the .mib file.
So, here it is. Download this file and put it in /usr/share/squid/mib.txt.
I don’t quite remember where I found that mib file. Probably included with Squid on Gentoo or the world wide web… But I couldn’t find it on Debian, so here it is. And be sure to add these lines to your Squid config:
Volkswagen: The Force
Because there are too many brain-dead commercials around... At least VW is being funny and playful. Getting the child out in you :)
I'm sure we all desperately tried to use the force to move objects... ;)
Ugress - Kaleido Scope
Just awesome! Perfect song to start the day :D
The Difference between the UK, Great Britain and England Explained
Quite interesting. Looks like Belgium isn't the only one doing it the complicated way. ;)